liar. dreamer. nonbeliever.
singer. baller. bestfriend. daughter.
realist. dramatist. pianist.
new yorker. sixteen. @dimidimm.
2 years 'til freedom; lets get it
singer. baller. bestfriend. daughter.
realist. dramatist. pianist.
new yorker. sixteen. @dimidimm.
2 years 'til freedom; lets get it
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me: wow could my thighs get any bigger *sits down*
me: apparently yes
Lily Allen music: *happy go lucky melody with fairies in the background dancing with the angels of heaven*
Lily Allen lyrics: The whole world is a dark place where no will ever escape from. Just saw an old lady get raped in London, I didn't do shit, too fuckin' bad. Everyone is on drugs and doesn't care, you all need help. You hate gay people? Well fuck you. My boyfriend has a tiny penis and it's not fair. Stop FUCKING HITTING ON ME AT THE BAR JESUS CHRIST, I HAVE AIDS OKAY?? Oh, you're 29? lmfao you're life is over bitch. You better hope a man comes along to take care of you, you're not 22 anymore. Anyone want to have some Chinese food with me?
roxy like a puma
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Singer: *sings*
Pitbull: hey mami dalè mr worldwide (some stuff in Spanish) eeeeeeeeewoooooooo
“i don’t hate homosexuals, i just don’t think that they should—”
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those reaction photos you really want to use but have no context to use them in
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